one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside
when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in monobrow and he sent me out again
So he calls me up and he’s like “I still love you” and I’m like “Wait are you Joe, Taylor, Luca, John, Cory, Toby, Jake, Zac, Garrett, Eddie, Patrick, Conor or Harry?”
