half the time when people are talking i don’t even know what’s going on so i just stand there and smile and act like i understand
me: i respect everyone's opinions
someone: your favorite character is shit
me: you must want to die you ignorant fuck
Please, can you recommend to me some good romantic comedies?
hazwards: HES LIKE A LITTLE KITTEN OMFG I CAN ACTUALLY HEAR HIM PURRING
timeladyboastsalot: ja-10: 221cbakerstreet: my favorite game is called “how many episodes can I watch in one night” I love the bonus round where you try to convince yourself that you can watch a 45 minute episode in like 20 minutes the best part is “who needs sleep you’re only 5 episodes away from the season finale” the three-part finale
me: laughs at everything.
a dozen roses: $12
a box of chocolates: $10
a happy valentines day card: $2
still having $24 because you're single: priceless